An important thing to know?

An important thing to know: David Cameron sometimes sings Benny Hill's Ernie (the fastest milkman in the West) in the shower; Ed Miliband doesn't.

Phewh - that stopped my heard for a beat or two: Boston is one of the most neurotic places in Great Britain while Orkney is one of the least. That's the Boston in Lincolnshire, GB.

Don't do this, but also don't stop doing that: Human blood is almost twice as fattening per ml as beer.

If we only could!: It would take 38 minutes to journey through the centre of the earth to the other side of the world - four minutes faster than thought.

This was taken from BBC News and has me smiling to myself. There is nothing terribly wild happening in a world where an agency like BBC must fill space with stuff like this.